As you’re sitting there, training your Pokemans, have you ever found yourself thinking, "Gee, I love my DS. If only someone would make some skin care software for it."? Well, if you have, rejoice, for Konami has heard your unspoken prayers and created Dream Skincare. You know, if I was going to make up some wacky parody self-help game to make a joke, I still don’t think I’d come up with this one.
Basing its advice on the user’s basal body temperature and hormone balance, Dream Skincare will offer customized, daily skincare tips.Users will be able to set a target date, like a wedding or maybe just some random Tuesday, for their "dream skin," and the game will adjust its suggested beauty regimen accordingly. It goes on sale in Japan this October. Is it wrong of me to want this based solely on its innate weirdness?